Favourite videos

I always swore I'd never have more than a dozen or so "Favourite Vids" Come to find I have 4 PAGES of them . . . and damned if one or two of the same girls don't turnup again and again . . . Here am I the same as everyone else . . . The shock is, of course, that I found it a shock.… Přečíst více

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Anal . . . unhygienic . . . Idiot

Many, many years ago I met in London and dated an Australian girl (family are German immigrants - unsure if that's relevant). I introduced her to anal - I was her first. She LOVED it. I mean LOVED IT. I'm a backdoor kind of guy so it suited both of us very well - thank you. Yes we used her front door too but for the two of us it was rear entry out of preference. Her only orgasms were anal, if she was going to have an orgasm using the front access then manual assistance was absolutely obligatory (not the first girl with whom I've experienced this). She went back to Oz and got marr… Přečíst více

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Why do . . .

Why do black male porn performers (almost) always keep their socks on? Am I missing something?… Přečíst více

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Yamaha . . .

I think I'm going to buy a Yamaha Vmax . . . (I can hear the crashing noises as some of you faint) but the Vmax 2 is amazing AND it will allow me to get my leg over - No not like that - I've had two new knees and two new hips so most Ducati are now far too tall for me. A bike with just as much grunt and is LOW is the Vmax 2. IF I get one I'll post pictures of it.… Přečíst více

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Greenland.

Wasn't the idiocy with the Panama Canal enough . . . Now Trump wants Greenland? Doesn't he know it belongs to Europe? (Specifically Denmark) Is he determined to piss off everyone in Europe? I LOVE the USA - goddam I married a Dixie Gurl - but I am hard pressed to remember that although he may have been elected by the citizens of the USA - he sure as hell hasn't listened to them. (Hell . . . I doubt he even asked them) Only two terms of office - Deo Gratia.… Přečíst více

Autor 666Rhino před 6 měsíce/ů 2

The World's going mad . . . 2

They re-elected Trump . . . WTF? I lived in the USA for years, I love the place. (I'd spend time there if it wasn't for their lack of any meaningful gun laws.) Hell, while living there I even married a Dixie Chick - after swearing up and down that I'd never, ever, marry. (Best move I ever made.) And while I've never been back, I have great respect for them - Americans as a whole that is. You've never had a hamburger until you've been Stateside, and you've never had Fried Chicken until you've been to Dixie. My family has been in catering for 3 generations so I know what I'… Přečíst více

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Anonymity

You really don't want to be recognised? I can't help but be amused by all the people who obscure their faces and put on masks and fail to cover up their tattoos.… Přečíst více

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Stormy and Trump

I have always had a very, very, low opinion of Trump. Now - purely for academic research purposes you understand - I have watched a few of Stormy's videos. Hey - maybe he's not quite so stupid.… Přečíst více

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Silicone or Real?

I once had the good fortune to sleep with a girl whose left breast failed to develop. This meant that she had one perfectly normal breast and one totally flat. So she had an implant courtesy of the National Health Service. Consequently I had the good fortune to be able to compare, simultaneously, a real boob with a fake boob - both part of the same young lady. Silicone gets my vote every time!… Přečíst více

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The World's going mad . . .

Two twelve year old boys (here in the UK) have just been charged with murder. (12 is the youngest age you can be charged with a criminal offence in the UK). They stabbed to death an 18 year old man. I am so grateful guns are contrary to the law here.… Přečíst více

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Why no tattoo? (Bitch!!)

Apologies to any who already know this . . . As many of you know I LOVE a good quality tattoo on a girl/woman . . . and I have always, as long as I can remember, wanted one myself. So why don't I have any ink - despite riding with a back-patch bike club (Hells Angels type but not The Angels). Well . . . it had to be "just right" and I spent many years looking at ink, looking at magazines, books, hanging around at tattoo conventions and even spending time with tattooists in their shops - I just couldn't find the "right" design (and too unimaginative to think of one myself - I did try). Final… Přečíst více

Autor 666Rhino před 1 rok 1

Suspenders

Girls . . . Wear your knickers OVER your suspenders FFS… Přečíst více

Autor 666Rhino před 1 rok 2

BDSM/S&M/whipping/spanking/pain/ETC

I'm sure you all know this but just in case. FYI Under BRITISH Law: You CANNOT consent to any form of physical v******e. Any form of assault is a crime and you cannot consent to the commission of a crime - legal impossibility. This means a mild/light spanking is a Criminal offence . . . and you've taped it? So why do I tell you . . . I mean it's not as though you've both have had a load of fun and some great orgasms and you then run off to Plod and tell them you've had great sex. Not very likely. But a vengeful ex (of any gender), wanting revenge . . . and conning you ba… Přečíst více

Autor 666Rhino před 2 roky/let 7

Just been blocked by Satanist-Hater . . .

I have just been blocked by someone who has told me that they will have nothing to do with someone who has Satanic references (666Rhino). She didn't bother to ask "why" she just decided I'm a Satan worshipper. Sad. The reason for the 666 - as all who know me realise - is because there are several Rhinos here and I had to take an unused number to differentiate. It's THAT simple.… Přečíst více

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Anna Malle

Only the Good die young.… Přečíst více

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Love

Loves sees not with the eyes, But with the Mind, Therefore is winged Cupid painted blind. Love to claim that as mine but it was of course The Man himself. (Can't remember which work but if I do I'll post it.) A Midsummer Night's Dream, Act 1, Scene 1, Line 227f… Přečíst více

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Why, Oh Why . . .

Do "they" censor cartoons?… Přečíst více

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Yesterday

Yesterday upon the stair I met a man who wasn't there He wasn't there again today Oh how I wish he'd go away… Přečíst více

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Blow Job

I remember the very worst blow job I ever had . . . it was GREAT… Přečíst více

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